Friday, February 28, 2014

THE BOOK OF TECMO

At long last, it's here. I truly feel as though I've given birth. Thanks for everyone who's stuck by me through the process, egged me on, offered advice and to those who have already gobbled up early copies.

Here is a quick FAQ if you've somehow stumbled here on your own.

Q: Why?
A: My first love, believe it or not, isn't Tecmo. It's writing. Whether it's the cold drivel I write for my job or fun, meandering fiction, I enjoy it beyond measure. For a long time, however, I've been stuck. For most of my life, strange and bizarre dreams have inspired my writing, but I'd been without these friends for a long time. Just a few days removed from Tecmo IX: Marino Royale, I had one of those dreams—which is believable, considering how much Tecmo ruled over the past week or so of my life. So I woke up, filled a cup of coffee, and began outlining this crazy story as it came to me from the muses in my own little dream-world.

Q: What?
A: Along with writing, I also do enjoy a game of Tecmo Super Bowl here and there. Never did I realize the amount of skills or knowledge that some people possess, however, leaving me light years behind. Still, I find the game captivating for the same reasons the veterans do; one of those being the characters (just look at the past 2 years of this blog). Now, of course, the characters in the game are based off of real people, but over the 20+ years the game has been around, they've almost taken on a life of their own. And so, even knowing I may have to lawyer up, I got to work on yet another video game novelization—this time, based on Tecmo Super Bowl.

And I sincerely hope you enjoy what I did with these characters that have been a part of your own lives for so very long.



Hard copies are available now right HERE. If you're a collector of rare artifacts, I suggest you buy one now. I'm in the process of editing noticeable typos and possible continuity issues for a 2nd edition, but I wanted to get up the un-edited versions now for those who wanted a little treat before Gannonball Run.

You can also get a Kindle version HERE.

I am forwarding any royalties to the different charitable organizations run by the players I mention in this book. Some people have asked me why I'm doing this. The purpose of this is two-fold: I don't feel I should make money on the backs of others, and I feel the work these guys do is far more worthy and important than me writing libel about them for fun. Plus, I don't really expect this to make the kinds of money that would make a difference in my life. It's just for fun, and to see a smile on the faces of people who've kindly let me enter their fold on the Tecmo scene.

Thanks again. Your resident Tecmo Bowl Writer,

Butt Douglas

2 comments:

  1. Butt Douglas, you my friend, are a genius!

    I bought the book about a month ago. Kept it in my briefcase. I opened it twice, just reading a couple of various pages. The layout made it seem like it was a bunch of short stories of our favorite players. Then I started at the beginning and got through the first 25 pages. Wow. what a great author. The descriptive language has exceeded anything that I had imagined.
    As of now, I have about 20 pages left and it is an amazing book. Very well written.

    I have had a couple friend see the cover and one dude on the plane who saw the cover and give me a "thumbs up" and say "dude, a classic...techmo..." He was like "what is it about, like how to play?...."
    I said not at all, it's really hard to say, but if you know the players in the game well, then you know all the cast. Let's just say that there is time travel involved. He looked at me like "Whoa...dude, what's it called again?"

    I can't wait to finish the last 20 pages and see how it turns out. Great Great job, just wanted to say.
    Every die-hard tecmo player should get a copy of this and read right away....

    Thank you for putting together such a masterpiece for no benefit of yourself.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thank you, sir! I've seen statistics that about 1% of consumers leave reviews, so it means a lot that you'd take time to write such a kind and thoughtful response. I feel a bit upset I didn't see this earlier (I'm on my yearly Tecmo sabbatical) but I'm glad I saw it now. Thanks for spreading the word! I'm glad it brought enjoyment to you--1 person being entertained by my work was my goal, anything extra is a bonus.

      Delete